a poem by Craig Sernotti
ASSHOLE
of being nice. I'm tired of being the one who cleans the litter box. I'm tired of swatting moths away from your eyes & picking glass out of your cunt. Someone please make me an irresistible asshole. Give me muscles, charm, five more inches of dick. Hand me the keys to the kingdom. Applaud when I burn the fucker to the ground & snort the ashes off your wife's back. That would be nice. That would be a good start. |